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The Cookie Empress and Honorary Nurse [userpic]
News from thy empress
by The Cookie Empress and Honorary Nurse (dementedheather)
at May 17th, 2008 (12:43 pm)

Hello my subordinates.

Good to see that you keep my empire running while I am away.

Thy Empress is impressed.

Freek cookies for everyone...

And for world domination!

Ashton [userpic]
by Ashton (pippythamonkey1)
at January 19th, 2008 (11:03 pm)

My mood: ecstatic

i had a baby, yay....

...i totally should have taken a preggo picture with the "knocked up" hat on!

Rhys/Shiru [userpic]
Sugar Jester- Ways to Fight Boredom
by Rhys/Shiru (shiruartist)
at December 9th, 2007 (03:45 am)

Have a hankering for something sweet?

MAKE SOME MINGLERS! Great for the Holidays or anytime!

Sweet Minglers:
1 cup semi-swt. Chocolate chips
1/4 cup Peanut butter
6 cups Crispix cereal
1 cup confectioner sugar

-In a large bowl, melt chocolate in microwave until smooth. Stir in peanut butter until fully combined. Gently stir the Crispix cereal into the mixture of melted chocolate and peanut butter.
Stir until cereal is fully covered. (There WILL be enough, just keep stirring)
-Pour mixture into bag containing confectioner sugar. Gently toss to evenly cover mixture.
-Pour into decorative bowl and serve!

clarwyn kinne [userpic]
by clarwyn kinne (beansideirae)
at October 29th, 2007 (04:04 pm)

My mood: giddy

so what is everyone doing for halloween?

i live with my sister, and my best friend lives nearby, and it's our first halloween without parents. yesterday we made a jack-o-lantern, and roasted the seeds. it was LOTS of fun. none of us had a very clear idea of what we were doing, but we muddled thro and it is awesome. i've never had a jack o lantern before, my parents didnt do that. so this was really special.

then we bleached my best friend's hair, and dyed my sister's hair blue. tomorrow we're going to dye friend's and mine as well, so we will all have blue hair.

and we're going to go trick or treating in the dorms at the local university and see if the students will give us candy :D i'm going as a sort of vampire queen thing. (i keep adding pieces, so it gets stranger and stranger, but it looks really cool.) my friend is dressing as shadehawk from "antihero for hire". and my sister is still deciding.

what should my sister be? she's going to be a veterinarian when she grows up, her favorite animals are cats and cows, she's 6' and skinnier than most models, and her favorite things (besides her cat) are her road bike (that she mostly built herself), computer programming, and ER.

also, what is the craziest thing you can think of for halloween, or that you would like to do but dont dare?

Rhys/Shiru [userpic]
For Sweets and the Cookie Empire Way
by Rhys/Shiru (shiruartist)
at October 25th, 2007 (11:05 pm)


Here's the Sugar Jester's
Random things/Suggestions:

-Eat some plain sugar today!

-Find someone who has on a skirt, that you've never met, and give them a cookie whilst proclaiming "For the Cookie Empire!"


Rhys/Shiru [userpic]
The Sugar Jester Says~
by Rhys/Shiru (shiruartist)
at August 5th, 2007 (04:28 pm)

Fight Boredom!

Say something crazy to a person today! (or play a joke on them~)

EX: "Wow, I never noticed before but, your eyes are [insert color that the person's eyes are definitely not]"
(Insist that they are that color even when they get other people to say their eyes are the correct color.)

EX2: "You've got a booger up your nose." (Insist it is still there even after they have shoved a finger up there and checked in the mirror)
(You could even offer to get it for them... and then pull out some strange contraption to get it... like a fork, or a dime)

EX3: Offer to get someone a drink. Making sure they don't see you do this, mix in plenty of salt. Watch and laugh when they drink.

tankgirl2481 [userpic]
Mars Hoax Revealed....
by tankgirl2481 (tankgirl2481)
at August 3rd, 2007 (09:20 am)

I am truly sorry. I feel victim to the hoax just like everyone else. I heard a friend tell me about it and I looked it up but I forgot to take into consideration that not everything i read is true.


I don't know why I believed it, maybe it was because I wanted to believe it that I did not verify its validity on my own.
I merely looked it up online and the first few websites I found were dedicated to the hoax... I was seriously fooled.
I did not mean to fool anyone, I am really very sorry.
Please forgive me.

The following are the websites which will explain the hoax:

Rhys/Shiru [userpic]
Ode to the Sugar
by Rhys/Shiru (shiruartist)
at August 3rd, 2007 (01:17 am)

OH sugar!
You came from a stick~

I discovered you at an early age.
And ever since have I been an addict.

In apples and oranges.
In nectarines and plums.
And bananas and strawberry yogurt.

Do I trust my healthy side to sugar.

In Nerds and starbursts
In pixi sticks and cookies

In chocolate and gum
In ice cream and suckerz
And cool whip and fudge

Do I trust my unhealthy side to sugar.

In all these things
When consumed in mass amounts.

You drive me crazy~
Almost literally.

My legs jig up and down.
I'm far more extroverted.

My mind floats up in the clouds
And you're a far better drug than crack

I get such a high
And Paninjas owe their existence to YOU , Ask a Ninja, and Psychology class.

My heart beats faster when I'm around you.
I have eyes only for you.

I would do anything for you,
Including slave away on Hawaii.

And although you sometimes let me hit the ground
(Like, really hard)
I know I can always count on you another day.

I love you incomprehensibly and almost insensibly much, Sugar.

Rhys/Shiru [userpic]
Ways to fight boredom 1/?
by Rhys/Shiru (shiruartist)
at August 2nd, 2007 (11:25 pm)

1. Get a mouthful of Brand Diet Soda.

2. Pop in a mentos.

*Make sure to try this in the bathroom or outside, where messes will be easily cleaned up.
*Shiruartist takes no responsibility if you damage something.

*There may be much fizz.

Rhys/Shiru [userpic]
by Rhys/Shiru (shiruartist)
at August 2nd, 2007 (02:44 pm)

I have 3 lbs of candy!

Sugar anyone???

tankgirl2481 [userpic]
Mars will be sooo close, it'll look almost as big as the moon!!!!
by tankgirl2481 (tankgirl2481)
at August 1st, 2007 (11:30 am)

On Aug. 27 this year, Mars will be 34.65 million miles (55.76 million kilometers) away. The last opposition, in 2001, involved a separation of more than 41 million miles (67 million kilometers). In 1995, the distance between the two worlds was nearly double what it will be later this year.

tankgirl2481 [userpic]
by tankgirl2481 (tankgirl2481)
at August 1st, 2007 (11:28 am)

I'm new, I was tempted with cookies....
So here I am.

I am a victim of boredom too....
It affects more and more people each year and sooner or later the world is going to have to face these staggering statistics and take action!
So I've decided to do my part...

Thus, I joined the Cookie Empire.

clarwyn kinne [userpic]
by clarwyn kinne (beansideirae)
at June 24th, 2007 (03:11 pm)

so livejournal tells me that july 4 is our birthday. i have no idea WHY it's our birthday. i dont think i was in on that decision. but hey, a party is a party, right?

what would anyone like to do, or see done, to celebrate? i'm guessing this will make us about two years old. i dont know if this is the date we were created, or just a date heather (anybody remember her?) threw into the slot. i think this community is about two years old, tho i suppose i could check. but i'm lazy.

so yeah, suggestions?

clarwyn kinne [userpic]
by clarwyn kinne (beansideirae)
at May 23rd, 2007 (03:57 pm)

i am bored.

i want to take pictures of my stuffed panda doing random things and going random places. i do not yet have a camera, but i can get ideas for when i do. (think of the world-travelling garden gnomes here.) does anyone have any suggestions? please keep them pg 13 please, my panda is just a kid. also he is about 10 inches high and he cant stand up, only sit on his butt. and he has very short arms.

clarwyn kinne [userpic]
by clarwyn kinne (beansideirae)
at May 23rd, 2007 (03:55 pm)

apparently i won a prize on the knocked up movie community. i dont know if i want to wear something that says "knocked up" on it. might be misleading. anyone want it, i'll be glad to part with it for a small fee. i asked for the baseball cap. i dont yet know what color it is.

clarwyn kinne [userpic]
by clarwyn kinne (beansideirae)
at May 8th, 2007 (08:35 pm)

My mood: bored
Cookie tune: my beloved monster

if you could go on a road trip anywhere in the world, where would you go?

i am thinking of driving to mongolia.

Rhys/Shiru [userpic]
Funny Stuff on Google
by Rhys/Shiru (shiruartist)
at April 17th, 2007 (05:02 pm)

My mood: LULZ

1. Go to google.com.

2. Click on Maps.

3. Click on Get Directions.

4. From: New York, New York.

5. To: Paris, France.

6. Then, read line #24.

7. Laugh.

8. Repost.

1. Go to google.com

2. Type in 'French military victories' in the search box

3. Click 'I'm feeling lucky'

4. Read and laugh.

5. Repost. ^___^

clarwyn kinne [userpic]
by clarwyn kinne (beansideirae)
at March 18th, 2007 (01:02 am)

HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY!!  FREE BEER FOR ALL!!  (well in a perfect world anyway, right?)

ok so i'm a little late.  about an hour, if i was trying to make it on the actual day.  what can i say?  i've been kinda busy partying here.

i just disovered i can edit other people's posts here  O.O  how i didnt know this before, i'm not sure.  oh the power -- it frightens me!  anyway dont worry, i have no intentions to do so, but i feel rather powerful knowing i can.  

what's the craziest thing everyone saw this st patty's day?

Lunar Phasmatis [userpic]
Deranged Leprachaun
by Lunar Phasmatis (spiderweb66)
at March 16th, 2007 (11:53 pm)

My mood: crazy

Rhys/Shiru [userpic]
by Rhys/Shiru (shiruartist)
at March 11th, 2007 (02:56 pm)

List three things you'd do if you were stuck in an elevator by yourself...

Rhys/Shiru [userpic]
Subject has Been Entered
by Rhys/Shiru (shiruartist)
at December 28th, 2006 (05:31 pm)

My mood: amused

I'm bored. oo (I have incredible amounts of time on my hands)

MEME has been spawned.

1. Have you ever slept in the nude?
Does half-nude count?

2. What's your anti-favorite color?

4. How did you first find/end up at the Cookie Empire?
I wanted to find a community interested in "World Domination", saw the community labeled Cookie Empire and could not resist.

5. Ever heard of anime?
Heard it. Live it. But never tried to eat it.

6. Ever heard of Chinamation?
In magazines, yes.

7. Do you have children? (Biologically or otherwise)
Yes, I have one named Mandy. (not biologically my child)
It's a fun story... But I'll spare you the details... unless you want to hear them of course. ^^

8. Sexual Orientation?
Heterosexual, leaning towards bisexual.

clarwyn kinne [userpic]
by clarwyn kinne (beansideirae)
at December 26th, 2006 (12:00 pm)

*awakes briefly from half-drunken revelry*

happy christmas to all, and to all a good flight!

ugh for boxing day. BUT, i got 14.5 hours of sleep, and a head-start on my new years resolutions. so it's all good.

and santa must really like me, cuz he brought me all but i think one thing on my list, and some really cool stuff that wasnt on my list. i am now the owner of a genuine personal recording studio. and as soon as i figure out what all the buttons do, and where to plug in my electric guitar, i will be a band of one!

how was YOUR christmas, cookie empire?

Rhys/Shiru [userpic]
by Rhys/Shiru (shiruartist)
at December 24th, 2006 (08:55 am)

My mood: excited

Christmas Eve had come for the Cookie Empire, and not in the "I'm going to get you, my pretty." way either.
It was in the "it was the day of Christmas Eve" way.

So, the Empress was baking cookies, the Vice Empress was making red and green ice cream and everybody else was doing their own thing.

Sensing Boredom, shiruartist's and the entire Cookie Empire's arch nemesis, about to pounce, The Sugar Jester/Bard threw a partridge, a shoe, and a stuffed orange and purple-spotted lizard at it, then screamed, "PAAAAARRTTYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!"
Whilst also throwng streamers and cookie shaped confetti everywhere.

Booze and PS 2s were broken out and there was much partying and video-game playing.

Shiruartist anticipated many of the Cookie Empire to attend, as there was Elvis present, Cookies present, and presents present.

Leprechauns and ninjas lurked in the background.

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